Miv Evans’ imaginary friends and ice cream murder

“I want to welcome to my attic Miv Evans, let’s give her a round of applause!”

Crickets.

“That was their way of applauding, Miv. The audience is waiting. So let’s get started. Who are you and where did you come from?”

My name is Miv Evans and I left home in Wales in 2005 to relocate to Los Angeles, and I am proud to say that I can now write in American.

Congrats on that.

 

So now we know you’re a writer, what is the name of your book and the general plot?

It’s titled How I Exiled My Inner Bitch, and it’s about a 36 year-old woman who tries to hide her imaginary friend from her boyfriend and his hormonal daughters.

 

Where did you come up with the idea?

From listening to my friends’ complaints about their partners’ kids, and the complaints of the kids.

 

Which of your characters do you like the most and why?

My favorite who is the inner bitch, who gets to say what she wants, to who she wants, when she wants.

 

Which one do you hate the most and why?

I dislike (a better way of putting it!) the mother, for being so wrapped up in herself, and the two sisters, who are consumed with jealousy, and never learn to rise above it.

 

Nice. Let’s get to know you a bit more. You’re stranded on an island and you are granted three things;

An IPod with only one song loaded, what is it?

Any dance music, so I could bop around the island and keep fit.

A book with the last chapter missing, what is it and who wrote it?

How to rescue yourself from an island, in two chapters, written by Anon

And a lunchbox with a sandwich and a full thermos, yummy, what kind of sandwich and drink would you appreciate?

Cheese because I’m assuming the island is a desert island so the heat will cook it and I love grilled cheese. An au lait coffee would also work.

Yummmm. Coffee is good anywhere!

 

What is the biggest mistake you have made in your life? Not writing or publishing mistake – any mistake. Even if it happened in 3^rd grade, I wanna know about it.

I’ve got two. They both resulted in acquiring a husband.

 

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Kill

And that folks is the BEST answer to this question ever!

 

You’re still stranded on that island and two people show up, the character you love the most, and the one you hate the most, and they both know what you said about them. What do you do?

Laugh my head off. Ain’t life strange?

 

Yes, yes it is. And now it’s time for flash round favorites:

Color

Lilac

 

Sound

My daughter’s voice

 

Season

In UK, Summer, in Los Angeles, anything but Summer

 

Animal

Dogs

 

Smell

Bacon

 

Food

Tostada

Not bacon? Hmmm.

 

Place to visit

Where I live – LA

 

Place to live

See above!

 

Movie

I’m a film critic so I hate everything!

 

Alien

Either one of my ex-husbands

Too funny

 

Number

7

 

Writing spot

My page on Yahoo!

 

Texture

Slub linen

I have no idea what that is, but we’ll go with it.

 

Planet

Here

 

And last of all, favorite memory-

My dad taking me to get my hair cut.

 

 

Thank you so much for stopping in to hang out with us today. Miv and I are now kicking you out since we have Klondike planning to do. Hehehe. Bye!

 

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